Lots of premiers if you watch broadcast. But I don’t. I don’t watch HBO either but if I did I could hardly escape Boardwalk Empire.
- ABC Family– Independence Day (enthralls me less and less with each viewing. How come every alien computer can be accessed by a Mac and yet no Windows computer can?)
- AMC– Mad Max x 2 (normally I skip Gibson films because he’s a raging racist anti-semite theocrat, but this one really is a classic)
- Disney– High School Musical (I’m going to stop covering it after this because Disney is wasting a whole week on teen dancing musicals showcasing their stage mom slaves)
- ESPN– Pro Throwball, Who ‘Dat @ ‘9ers
- Food– Unwrapped (premier), America’s Best (Series Premier as far as I can tell. Alton! Get your wiki people on this! Stat!), Triple D (premier)
- FX– The Transporter 2
- History– New Pawn Stars
- Lifetime– Bond of Silence
- National Geographic– How Nero Saved Rome (new, also Decoding Bible Relics and Ghost Ships of the Black Sea. I’d look them up but it’s a pain in the ass.)
- TBS– Family Guy night
- Turner Classic– The Prowler, The Red Shoes (yes I know it’s a classic, I hate it)
- Toon– New Regular Show, MAD, Total Drama World Tour (one of the Adventure Times with Finn and Jake may be new too)
- Vs.– Bull Durham
- Travel– At least we have a Man v. Food marathon
- TV Land– When Harry Met Sally (still watchable)
Later-
Dave hosts Bill Clinton and Chromeo. Jon has Jimmy Carter (dueling Presidents), Stephen Pavement. Alton does Pretzels (he won’t give you the good recipe that uses lye, but you know they use lye to cure olives and lutefisk so I don’t understand what the big deal is).
Boondocks– The Lovely Ebony Brown.
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once – the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.
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How come in former lifetimes, everybody is someone famous?
are making pretzels.
Not sure I can put up with the news shows that are so misrepresenting witchcraft that I am yelling at them like I do when they promote Islamaphobia. This is just bigotry.
Witches, Wiccans and Pagans do NOT worship Satan. Saran is a Xian concept that has nothing to do with the Pagan religion. Please note that Pagan, Witch and all references to any religion should be capitalized.