Broadcast- ugh. According to Zap2it, The Ed Show where Rachel ought to be.
So I’m an old garbage bag put in the street, huh?… These are the worst years, I tell you. It’s going to happen to you. I’m afraid to look in a mirror. I’m afraid I’m gonna see an old lady with white hair, just like the old ladies in the park with little bundles and black shawls waiting for the coffin. I’m fifty-six years old. And what am I gonna do with myself? I’ve got strength in my hands. I want to clean. I want to cook. I want to make dinner for my children. Am I an old dog to lay near the fire till my eyes close? These are terrible years, Theresa, terrible years… It’s gonna happen to you. It’s gonna happen to you! What are you gonna do if Marty gets married? Huh? What are you gonna cook? Where’s all the children playing in all the rooms? Where’s the noise? It’s a curse to be a widow, a curse! What are you gonna do if Marty gets married? What are you gonna do?
- ABC Family– Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Wilder)
- AMC– Mrs. Doubtfire
- Disney– 16 Wishes
- Discovery– Sr. v. Jr. marathon (with premier)
- ESPN– Throwball, Jets @ Patriots
- ESPN2– Women’s College Hoopies, Texas A&M at Duke
- Food– The Best Thing I Ever Ate x 2 (premiers)
- FX– Superbad
- History– Pawn Stars, American Pickers (premiers)
- Lifetime– Home by Christmas, James Patterson’s Sundays at Tiffany’s (World Premier)
- Sci Fi– The Golden Compass, National Treasure
- TBS– Family Guy marathon
- Turner Classic– Marty
- TLC– Cake Boss (premier)
- TNT– The Closer, Men of a Certain Age (premiers)
- Toon– Johnny Test
- Travel– Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Holiday Special premier)
- Vs.– Sharks @ Red Wings
Later-
- AMC– You’ve Got Mail, Sleeping with the Enemy
- FX– The One
- Turner Classic– A Face in the Crowd
- USA– The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
New Dave finally. He hosts Ray Romano and John Mellencamp. Jon has Hugh Shelton, Stephen Garry Trudeau. Alton does roasts, Crown and otherwise. Conan hosts Nicole Kidman, Charlie Day, and Lauren Pritchard.
Boondocks– It’s a Black President, Huey Freeman (pivotal, a must see)
Suppose I tell you exactly what’s gonna happen to you. You’re gonna be back in television. Only it won’t be quite the same as it was before. There’ll be a reasonable cooling-off period and then somebody will say: “Why don’t we try him again in a inexpensive format. People’s memories aren’t too long.” And you know, in a way, he’ll be right. Some of the people will forget, and some of them won’t. Oh, you’ll have a show. Maybe not the best hour or, you know, top 10. Maybe not even in the top 35. But you’ll have a show. It just won’t be quite the same as it was before. Then a couple of new fellas will come along. And pretty soon, a lot of your fans will be flocking around them. And then one day, somebody’ll ask: “Whatever happened to, a, whatshisname? You know, the one who was so big. The number-one fella a couple of years ago. He was famous. How can we forget a name like that? Oh by the way, have you seen, a, Barry Mills? I think he’s the greatest thing since Will Rogers.”
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