Some Premiers.
You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
- ABC Family– Christmas Cupid, Holiday in Handcuffs
- AMC– The Princess Bride, Prancer
- Discovery– Sr. v. Jr. (premier)
- ESPN– Ravens @ Texans (it’s hard to figure out how I could care less)
- Food– Triple D (premier)
- FX– 27 Dresses
- History– American Pickers, Pawn Stars (premiers)
- Lifetime– Marry Me x 2
- National Geographic– Turin, Rome x 2 (premiers)
- Sci Fi– Tin Man (actually pretty good)
- TBS– Family Guy night
- Turner Classic– Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
- TLC– Cake Boss (premier), and more Cakes (also a premier)
- TNT– The Closer (last week’s and new), Men of a Certain Age
- Toon– Johnny Test
- TV Land– Jerry Maguire
- Vs.– Kings @ Red Wings
(premier)
Later-
- AMC– Maverick
- Disney– Phineas and Ferb
- FX– Shaft (not the good 1971 version)
- Turner Classic– What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- USA– Semi-Pro
Dave hosts Ricky Gervais, Hailee Steinfeld, and Diddy-Dirty Money. Jon has Gordon Brown, Stephen Patti Smith. Conan hosts Gwyneth Paltrow, T.J. Miller, and Jimmy Eat World.
Boondocks– Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy
Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America.
There are cases which cannot be overdone by language, and this is one. There are persons, too, who see not the full extent of the evil which threatens them; they solace themselves with hopes that the enemy, if he succeed, will be merciful. It is the madness of folly to expect mercy from those who have refused to do justice and even mercy, where conquest is the object, is only a trick of war.
It’s possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again… perhaps I have the strength after all. DROP… YOUR… SWORD!
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