March 2020 archive

Fantasy History

Actually I’m not sure what HBO’s The Plot Against America brings to the table that 4 years of Amazon’s The Man In The High Castle didn’t cover but I’m willing to be convinced. Germany has nothing on us, US, U.S., USA!, USA!

Cartnoon

Totally different from Toilet Paper. You can usually find it if you use both hands.

The Breakfast Club (What If We All Stand Up?)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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This is already a Bear Market.

Just in case you’ve missed it we’re (well, not me personally since I only invest in Banana Futures and Off Off Off Broadway Plays) over 30% below our Record Highs of a mere Month ago and pushing the January 20th, 2017 Valuations (only a 4% gain over 3 Years). And we are Limit Down today …

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2020 Presidential Primaries: 4 States Minus One – 441 Delegates

There were four states scheduled to vote today, Arizona, Florida, Illinois and Ohio. On Monday, Ohio has “postponed” its primary citing the outbreak of the highly contagious coronavirus. There are 441 delegates at stake in the three remaining states that were all won by Hillary Clinton in 2016. Washington state’s primary was called for Vice …

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The Wearing Of The Green

  O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that’s goin’ round? The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground! No more Saint Patrick’s Day we’ll keep, his color can’t be seen For there’s a cruel law ag’in the Wearin’ o’ the Green. I met with Napper Tandy, and he took …

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Irish Up

You know, it’s not that I actually want to get drunk, listen to violins, accordions, and bagpipes, and beat the crap out of someone. First of all it’s only the ones that deserve it. Dropkick Murphys The Season’s Upon Us Smash Shit Up Going Out In Style The State Of Massachusetts You know, as much …

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Not a Rant

Because Lewis Black would never ever do that. I’d warn that it’s not safe for work, except you’re not at work. And no, I’m not obsessed with Toilet Paper, unless I run out.0

The Dead Cat 3/17/20

As of 9:43 this morning, 13 minutes after opening, the Market entered negative territory again. Even Cramer is not calling to buy the dips, his advice is to dump the highs. Dow 19K after half an hour!

The Breakfast Club (Shamrocks)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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