SNL Special, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin and Justin Timberlake (repeat).
The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.
- ABC Family– Miracle on 34th Street (not the good 1947 version), The Polar Express
- AMC– Road House
- Disney– Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
- Discovery– Dirty Jobs (last week’s Holiday Special and new), Auction Kings (premier)
- ESPN– College Throwball, Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Bowl: Louisville v. Southern Mississippi
- ESPN2– Women’s College Hoopies, Florida State @ Connecticut (Sorry Wooden, #89), College Hoopies, UNLV @ Kansas State
- Food– Cupcake Wars (premier)
- FX– Christmas With the Kranks, Deck the Halls x 2
- Lifetime– Undercover Christmas
- National Geographic– All Jesus, all the time (premiers)
- Nick– Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh, Glenn Martin, DDS (premier)
- Oxygen– The Sing-Off x 2
- Sci Fi– Alice (not as good as Tin Man)
- Speed– Monster Jam
- TBS– Family Guy marathon, Glory Daze (premier)
- Turner Classic– Sunny Side Up, Swing Time
- TLC– What Not To Wear x 2 (premiers)
- TNT– A Christmas Carol
- Toon– Tower Prep x 2 (premiers)
- USA– Gone in Sixty Seconds x 2
- Vs.– Devils @ Caps
Later-
- AMC– Tremors
- Sci Fi– Headless Horseman, Eureka (Holiday Special repeat)
- Turner Classic– The Thin Man, Adam’s Rib
Dave hosts Jamie Foxx and Sofia Vergara. Jon and Stephen in repeats, 12/8 and 12/9. Conan hosts Kevin Spacey, Kristen Schaal, and Los Lobos.
Boondocks– The Fund Raiser.
How many drinks have you had?
This will make six Martinis.
All right. Will you bring me five more Martinis, Leo? Line them right up here.
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