New V! Other premiers.
I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who… that’s the damnable misery of it.
- AMC– Tombstone x 2 (must be Wyatt Earp’s birthday or something)
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (with premier)
- Comedy– Onion SportsDome (premier)
- Disney– 16 Wishes
- Discovery– Dirty Jobs (last week’s and new), Auction Kings (premier)
- ESPN– College Hoopies, Purdue @ Wisconsin, Vanderbilt @ Florida
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Baylor @ Oklahoma
- Food– Cupcake Wars, Chopped (premiers)
- FX– Step Brothers, Lights Out x 3 (premier and Instapeats)
- Oxygen– Juno (is everyone as tired of this as I am?), Stick It
- Sci Fi– TNG marathon
- Speed– Monster Jam
- Turner Classic– The Private Life of Henry VIII, A Man for All Seasons
- TLC– What Not to Wear (last week’s and new)
- TNT– I am Legend (‘Sorbent Booms are people! People!!!)
- Toon– Open Season
- Travel– Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern (last week’s and new)
- USA– White Collar (premier)
- Vs.– Penguins @ Rangers, Coyotes @ Sharks
Later-
- Oxygen– The Next Karate Kid
- Turner Classic– Anne of the Thousand Days
- USA– Royal Pains, Fairly Legal (this week’s), White Collar (Instapeat)
- VH1– How She Move
Dave hosts Matthew Perry, Chris Elliott, Mitt Romney (ugh), The National. Jon has Michael Steele, Stephen Michael Lewis (dueling Michaels). Conan hosts Jennifer Aniston, Nick Offerman, and Peter Bjorn & John.
There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.
Don’t know how.
Sure you do. Say goodbye to me. Go grab that spirited actress and make her your own. Take that beauty from it, don’t look back. Live every second. Live right on to the end. Live Wyatt. Live for me. Wyatt, if you were ever my friend – if ya ever had even the slightest of feelin’ for me, leave now. Leave now… Please.
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