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Dec 31 2010

New Year’s Eve TV

Happy Amateur Night!  If you’re like me you’re not that into sharing the road or even a space.  I remember one year when someone poisoned themselves on 1.75 of Stoli, announced they had to pee, stood up, turned around, and proceeded to do so on the couch they had previously been sitting on.

Being a charitable fellow I literally held the bag for him as he detoxified before he slept it off.  I will admit I let him do it on the same couch (well, we had to burn it anyway).

In any event to kick off the festivities I direct your attention to the Holiday Bowl Big Balloon Parade.  Yup, bigger than Macy’s and more concentrated, only an hour at 9 am on USA.  The results of last night’s Holiday Bowl itself?  Washington 19 – 7 over Nebraska.

Expect updates.  This edition good until noon.  Now through 8 pm.  Up to 11 pm.  Now until 2 am.  6 am.

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6 am

6:30 am

7 am

8 am

8:30 am

9 am

9:30 am

10 am

10:30 am

11 am

11:30 am

Noon

  • DisneyPhineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You
  • ESPN– College Throwball, Meineke Car Care Bowl: Clemson v. South Florida
  • ESPN2– College Hoopies, Northwestern @ Purdue, College of Charleston @ Tennessee
  • FXDoomsday
  • National Geographic– Fishing marathon until 3 am
  • CBS– College Hoopies, Kentucky @ Louisville

12:30 pm

1 pm

1:30 pm

2 pm

  • FXCloverfield
  • ToonJohnny Test until 3 pm
  • CBS– College Throwball, Sun Bowl: Miami v. Notre Dame
  • ESPN2– College Hoopies, College of Charleston @ Tennessee

2:30 pm

3 pm

3:30 pm

4 pm

4:30 pm

5 pm

  • LifetimeReviving Ophelia
  • NickiCarly marthon until 8 pm

5:30 pm

6 pm

6:30 pm

7 pm

7:30 pm

  • ESPN– College Throwball, Chick-fil-A Bowl: Florida State v. South Carolina

8 pm

8:30 pm

9 pm

9:30 pm

  • Turner ClassicMonkey Business (“You call this a party?  The beer is warm, the women cold and I’m hot under the collar.”)

10 pm

  • ABCDick Clark’s Primetime New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest 2011 (premier)
  • E!The Soup (premier)
  • ESPN2– College Hoopies, Oklahoma State @ Gonzaga

11 pm

  • AMCBack to the Future Part III
  • BravoWatch What Happens Live: Andy’s New Year’s Party x 2 until 2:30 am
  • CNNNew Year’s Eve Live With Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin
  • FOXNew Year’s Eve Live
  • ESPNNew Year’s Eve: Year of the Quarterback Countdown
  • Turner ClassicHorsefeathers (“I’ve got to stay here, but there’s no reason why you folks shouldn’t go out into the lobby until this thing to blows over.”)
  • TNT300 (“Joey, how about those gladiators”)
  • Vs.NHL Winter Classic Eve Special

11:30 pm

  • CBS– Dave in repeats from 11/16
  • ABCDick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest 2011
  • NBCNBC’s New Year’s Eve With Carson Daly

Midnight

12:30 am

  • Comedy200 Cigarettes (again)
  • FXArcher until 2 am
  • LifetimeThe Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
  • Turner ClassicDuck Soup (“You’re a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you’re out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.”)

1 am

1:30 am

2 am

  • Vs.NHL Winter Classic Eve Special

2:30 am

3 am

  • ESPN– College Throwball, Chick-fil-A Bowl: Florida State v. South Carolina
  • VH1SNL until 6 am

3:30 am

  • Turner ClassicA Day at the Races (“Ice Cream!  Get your Tutsi Fruitsie Ice Cream!”)

4 am

  • AMCThree Stooges marathon until 6 am.
  • Toon– Actually Signs Off!  I’ll believe it when I see it.

5:30 am

  • Turner ClassicGo West (“I’d have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn’t have a tape measure.”)

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